CLOTHES I'LL NEVER EVER WEAR.

A friend of mine made a good point today when he said that there were so many clothes that he had no intention of ever wearing before but have now become staple pieces of his wardrobe. Being rather opinionated, there are so many things that I have put onto my absolute no-no list, each with a justification might I add. These are the clothes I could never ever imagine myself wearing....

1. ONSIES (EXCLUDING KIGURUMI'S, DEPENDING ON THE OCCASION)

I have to admit, I am extremely disappointed with the human race for this ridiculous trend. I don't think there
is any appeal in wearing something made for a nappy-wearing 1 year old, the fact people think it's cute or funny just projects the slow decrease in intelligence and slowly closes the chapter of good comedy. That all said, I do find that in certain circumstances the animal onsies can be useful, lets say a low key Halloween costume for example, then again I really don't think that I would go as a cute furry animal for Halloween - it's not really my style. In a nutshell, there are no words to describe how aggravated I get when I see tweets from girls (or boys in some cases) saying something like "OMG so comfy in my onesie!!!! all I need is someone to hug me :(" , when I read such statements that people feel necessary to tell the world I seriously start to question how safe the world will be when the next generation of world leaders, I just hate onesies.

2. BAROQUE PRINT (SPECIFICALLY BAROQUE LEGGINGS)

This is quite possibly the most repulsive print to have ever come into fashion, the worst thing about it has to be the fact that you really can't get away from it. Having to see bright colours, gold chain and animal print details mixed together makes me feel nauseous and gives me a bit of a headache to be honest. Another good reason why it sucks would have to be it's impracticality. Pairing so many colours means that you can only really wear it with black and white tops which is just silly if you are looking for something that you'll be able to wear again and again because you'll not be able to restyle it. Before you judge me for disliking such a big trend, you might like to know that I have actually tried a pair of Baroque print high waisted  jeans before and they fitted fine, but my gosh were they ugly!! I don't care that it is similar to the chain print of Versace - I will never wear such an abomination!!

3. EMBELLISHED MAXI-DRESSES

It's not that I dislike this kind of maxi-dress it's just absolutely not the sort of thing that I would ever feel comfortable in, christ it was hard enough in my prom dress which was just a really simple red shift dress. I suppose, and this is going to sound really terrible, I find that this style of dress is really tacky. Of course it depends in who & how you wear it, but 8 times out of 10 it goes terribly wrong. I feel a need to remain optimistic about this particular item of clothing as it appeals to many women around the world and does look nice in certain settings, it's just not for me.

4. JACK WILLS/SUPERDRY HOODIES

Living in the city center I am constantly surrounded by university students who never really get out of their heavily labelled leisure wear, in particular the two named above. Having to watch these clans of chauvinistic intelligentsia types strut around sainsburys and shout at each other while choosing their preferred liquor of the evening, to prepare for their 3rd week of binge drinking has absolutely put me off owning such a stupidly priced sweater. The designs of these hoodies aren't even nice! Not to mention they were probably made in a terribly unethical way and altogether not worth the £45 you paid for it with. We can't only blame freshers for wearing these egoistic jumpers, because many people commit this fashion crime. A perfect example would be a girl I used to know who boastingly told me the story of how she had gone into the Jack Wills store for a bag and came out with a matching bottle, pencil case and phone cover! You don't understand how difficult it was for me to look remotely interested when she was telling me that story.

5, SNAPBACKS

This is only a personal preference, I don't really have a problem if other people want to wear them but I really despise that thing that some girls do when they take a guys snapback and wear it around as if it's some form of medal. It's not and you look silly.


Sorry if this has offended you in some way, but if you've been making these types of fashion mistakes I think you deserve it. B.x